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1. WHAT TIME DID YOU GET UP THIS MORNING? 6:26am
2. DIAMONDS OR PEARLS? Pearls, diamonds made my belly button sore (they are sharp)

3. WHAT IS THE LAST FILM THAT YOU SAW AT THE CINEMA? Saw IV

4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? Fishing – you know where you watch a bunch of guys with huge bellies on a boat catch fish and let them go

5. WHAT DO YOU USUALLY HAVE FOR BREAKFAST? bologna

6. WHAT IS YOUR MIDDLE NAME? Gary

7. WHAT FOOD DO YOU DISLIKE? Haven’t met it yet

8. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CD? Korn
9. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU DRIVE? POC and it squeals like a pig
10. FAVORITE SANDWICH? Pickled pigs feet, with Dijon mustard
11. WHAT CHARACTERISTIC DO YOU DESPISE? Lying on surveys

12. FAVORITE ITEM OF CLOTHING? Stilettos, they make my calves look hot

13. IF YOU COULD GO ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD ON VACATION, WHERE WOULD YOU GO? Bagdad
14. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR BATHROOM? When I get done…well let’s just skip this one

15. FAVORITE BRAND OF CLOTHING? Wrangler – 5 star baby

16. WHERE WOULD YOU RETIRE TO? Nursing home… sponge baths, yea

17. WHAT WAS YOUR MOST MEMORABLE BIRTHDAY? First, that was one crazy ride

18. FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH? cricket

19. FURTHEST PLACE YOU ARE SENDING THIS? Utah

20. WHO DO YOU LEAST EXPECT TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU? No one

21. PERSON YOU EXPECT TO SEND IT BACK FIRST? Too late, I am last

22. FAVORITE SAYING? How is it hangin’?

23. WHEN IS YOUR BIRTHDAY? Coming up quick, 11.5 months away so start sending presents now

24. ARE YOU A MORNING OR NIGHT PERSON? yes

25. WHAT IS YOUR SHOE SIZE? 14.5

26. PETS? rocks

27. ANY NEW/EXCITING NEWS THAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO SHARE WITH US? I’m pregnant!

28. WHAT DID YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU WERE LITTLE? A girl

29. HOW ARE YOU TODAY? Still not a girl

30. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CANDY? Candy cigarettes

31. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FLOWER? Dandylions – and I am the best at growing them if I do say so myself

32. WHAT IS A DAY ON THE CALENDAR YOU ARE LOOKING FORWARD TO? Monday Night RAW – that Undertaker is creepy
33. WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME? Jeffrey Gary Browny

34. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? The voices in my head arguing over these answers
35. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Lunch…just had a nasty burp – whew!

36. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? Well, it could have been a planet, or a space station who knows

37. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? They haven’t invented it yet

38. HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW? 50% chance of rain, 50% chance of snow, 50% chance of sun

39. FAVORITE SOFT DRINK? Jones Soda – the one that tastes like sweat

40. FAVORITE RESTAURANT? Denny’s

41. SIBLINGS? Wendy, Kris, Julie, Jenny
42. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? October 11th

43. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? Charlie’s Angels Barbie’s – when my sisters weren’t looking

44. SUMMER OR WINTER? Spring

45. HUGS OR KISSES? Bites

46. COFFEE OR TEA? German Pale Ale Lager - unfiltered

47. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? tan

48. DO YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO EMAIL YOU BACK? no

49. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? Weird, I am crying right now…

50. WHAT IS UNDER YOUR BED? Who told you there was someone under my bed?

51. WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT? snore
53. WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF? Being afraid

54. SALTY OR SWEET? ok

52. FAVORITE SMELL? The gym

55. HOW MANY KEYS ON YOUR RING(S)? 23

56. HOW MANY YEARS AT YOUR CURRENT JOB? 23

57. FAVORITE DAY OF THE WEEK? Tomorrow….there is always tomorrow

58. HOW MANY TOWNS HAVE YOU LIVED IN? 456,209,345 - approximately

59. DO YOU MAKE FRIENDS EASILY? Yes, but they don’t make me easily

60. HOW MANY PEOPLE WILL YOU SEND THIS TO? As many as will listen
61. HOW MANY WILL RESPOND? Don’t know, it will go to my junk mail…